A special report due to the current events. The media has blown this entire illness that's been spreading out of proportion. Of course, that causes mass hysteria, so everyone rushes out for their bread and milk, gloves and soap, bleach and toilet paper. WHY toilet paper? Are they afraid the world is going to end? Worst possible case scenario, you actually run out, and you're home--you DO have the option to take a shower. In fact that'll do a better job than the toilet paper would in the first place.
But people are buying out the entire STORE. It was sad seeing most of the meat cases empty as if the store was going out of business or something. Lines at the register were a mile long. But I did have a very nice cashier, she told me that she didn't care how long the line got, she works at her own pace. Her own pace was, well, slow, but the order was rung up properly and we had a nice little conversation while she was doing it. I'd like to point out that I did NOT buy ANY toilet paper, bleach, cleaning agents, soap, bread, any of that. Just about everyone else's cart had at least some of those items in it.
As of today, there are 421 confirmed cases in New York State. There are also 8.523 million people who live in New York State. That's an extremely small percentage. People need to start thinking for themselves instead of being iSheeple. Especially Apple users. BTW, if you are, your fruit has been infected with this illness. Now go to the Crapple store and tell them you Crappled your pants, but have no toilet paper.
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